Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Introducing the Enchanted Drive-In!

Alright, folks, there's a big announcement to make here at the Drive-In.  Please forgive me if I start to ramble, but I am excited about this announcement.  Right, here goes nothing.  I am pleased to announce the the Drive-In is going to be completely retooled to follow a new theme!  Lo and behold, the Haunted Drive-In will now and forever be known as the Enchanted Drive-In!

The only thing missing in this picture is a rainbow. That would make it perfect.

For now, allow me to explain exactly what this change means for you.  Our focus will no longer be on horror or scary things here at the Drive-In.  Our focus will instead be on all things bright and colorful.  Let's be honest, nobody likes horror anymore and everyone loves things like My Little Pony.  Some new things to look forward to:  a series where I'll be reviewing every episode of Friendship is Magic; a top 10 list of the best fairy characters in entertainment; and a retrospective talking about the best toy line of all time, Barbie!

"Extreme excitement" is an understatement when compared to what I feel about the new direction of the Drive-In.  Various changes are in the works and I want everyone to be prepared for it.  Eventually, I'm sure you will all come to enjoy our new theme.  Really, we feel the new, brighter and more cheery direction will ultimately bring more readers to the site.  You'll definitely love the site redesign, which will have all sorts of pinks and blues and other pastel colors.  Only happy and cheerful topics will be discussed on the Drive-In from here on out.  Never again will you see another drop of blood or hear another maniacal laugh in THIS neck of the internet.  Embrace the new Drive-In, all, and have a wondrous and magical day!

PS There is a hidden message in this article!  Simply take the first letter of every sentence (not including the picture caption or this paragraph) and you will unlock a special secret message just for you! Don't tell anyone! It'll be our little secret.

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