Tuesday, September 16, 2014
It's getting so close, everyone. Starbucks has rolled out the pumpkin spice lattes, cable channels have been running more horror movies than usual, and the air is turning just the tiniest bit chillier... Halloween is coming!
Monday, September 8, 2014
Nope. I'm not going to apologize this time. I've just accepted the fact that I am a ridiculously inconsistent writer, and you all should too. Just think of me as the George R.R. Martin of horror blogging. You may have to wait months or years for something new, but it's always worth it, amirite?
|"In the next book, I kill off Dr. Who, the Avengers, and your best friend. I HAVE THE POWER TO DO IT."|
Friday, April 18, 2014
Parody movies are like an art form. Done right, you get a cinematic equivalent of a van Gogh, something that is both funny and shines a light on some of the more ridiculous common threads in movies. Done wrong, you get the equivalent of a 5-year-old's drawing that's been stomped on with muddy shoes, put through a washer, and flushed down the toilet. I'll give you two guesses as to which of these categories I think A Haunted House falls into.
Tuesday, April 1, 2014
Alright, folks, there's a big announcement to make here at the Drive-In. Please forgive me if I start to ramble, but I am excited about this announcement. Right, here goes nothing. I am pleased to announce the the Drive-In is going to be completely retooled to follow a new theme! Lo and behold, the Haunted Drive-In will now and forever be known as the Enchanted Drive-In!
|The only thing missing in this picture is a rainbow. That would make it perfect.|
Thursday, March 6, 2014
What if you had a key that would let you go anywhere in the world? Where would you go? What would you do? Or, what if you had a key that let you turn into an animal? What if there was a key that allowed you to grow wings and fly, turn into a giant, or gain the strength of Hercules? Furthermore, what if a sinister being was trying to get their hands on these keys and you were the only one who could stop it? My fellow fright fans, welcome to the town of Lovecraft.